In Which I Decide What You Can Do With Your Productivity

Put it where the sun don't shine...that's what you can do with your productivity.

My presence here wasn't completely for face, I actually did get a few things done.

I laughed at myself just now for having awful thoughts. Awful sexy thoughts. Who knew that two weeks away from one's boyfriend would turn me into this sexually starved she-wolf?

Good thing I'm stocking up on lovins this weekend. Now that's what I call a business pleasure trip.

Business Pleasure Trip: (n.) A trip one takes to address both professional and personal needs.

I think I'm making a friend. IRL too!

And for some bizarre reason I cannot stop singing "Kiss The Girl" from the Little Mermaid.

Too much running. All I've heard today is clomp clomp clomp of little feet up and down the hall.

I wish that I had gotten the tutoring job instead. It seems more my speed. Hanging out with the kids, reading shit, sharing my favorite books...but I had to go for the money.Mo money, mo candy. That's how it works.

I was going to log my hours right now, but I'd rather sit here and shoot the shit with you. there's no reason I can't do both, I guess....but I'm lazy right now.

I let it slip at work today that I'm not the sweet girl I appear to be. It just sort of came out that I was into what some might deem "kinky shit". But I don't think S&M is all that bad. After all, beauty is pain, princess. It wasn't workplace appropriate, but I got turned on anyway.

She-wolf, party of one? Come this way, your table is ready.

HAH! I made a pun!

its the coffee talking I swear.

its almost time to get all Loverboy in this bitch.

Rock this bitch!