(SCENE: INT. NIGHT. I sit on my bed in my room, watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Jill is sitting in her room, presumably on her bed, because I can't see her.)
Jill: The inside of my nose itches.
Me: Scratch it!
Jill: I can't! It's going to look like I'm picking my nose!
Me: Who's watching you, Google?
life is good.
About Me
- Xlynn
- I live my life by song lyrics, have a chronic/terminal case of smartassitis and and currently taking medication to combat a particularly hearty strain of Don'tgiveafuck syndrome. I do the 22k in april to raise money for research. I appreciate your prayers. I'm also a sarcastic, habitual liar. ...sometimes. You will be my new best friend if you can tell me exactly what the fuck Paul Simon and Julio Were doing down by the schoolyard, the exact location of Carmen Sandiego, and the real words to "Blinded By The Lights" (revved up like a deuce, you know, a roller in the night?). I will date you if you can name 3 Green Day albums that aren't American Idiot. I'm a handful but my friends love me. good luck!
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